Where to buy bom shelter?

hi i live in ricmond virgina and i want to build a shelter to protect me from barok oboma. i heard from bob oriley on the tv screen that he wants to bom us and i dont no wut 2 do? just think abowt it. his name is obama wich rimes wit OSAMA and has the word BOM rite in the middel of it. his first name is barok wich rimes wiht IRAQ. i need 2 finde a place in ricmond ware i can buy a shelter to protect me frum him wen he tries to bom us all? what is the best place to find 1?